It must be getting close to suppertime, because I’m starting to think about food. Always contemplating a good spread, this scripture came to mind:
“People will come from east and west and north and south, and will take their places
at the feast in the kingdom of God.” – Luke 13:29 (NIV)
Do you ever try to imagine what will be included in this heavenly feast? What would the Lord God put on His buffet? I’ll admit that I have visions of fried catfish, shrimp, pulled pork barbecue, crawfish, crab salad, ribeye steak cooked medium well, unlimited sweet tea, and sweet Arkansas watermelon. Maybe a little chicken fried backstrap, too.
Well, my imagination being what it is, my thoughts have also turned to wonder just what Satan would have at his feast in hell. What follows is purely speculation on my part as to:
The Top Ten Things on Satan’s Buffet From Hell
10. Neapolitan Ice Cream
9. Baked Prunes
8. Stuffed Bell Peppers
7. Anything with coconut
6. Chicken Pot Pie
5. Beef liver
4. Unsweetened Tea
3. Beets
2. Any Casserole
and the Number One thing on Satan’s Buffet from Hell:
1. Sauerkraut
Additions? Subtractions?
Any Casserole! I would definately subtract casseroles from my list and have to add Andes Mints because those are my least favorite thing to eat ever. 🙂 And I figure if it is on Satan’s buffet it would be something that is really miserable to eat.
I’ve never had Andes mints, so I’ll take your word for that one. Thanks for reading!
Got to put cooked carrots on there! Might substitute unsweat tea for it just becasue it is the least gross.
You never have been a cooked carrot lover. I guess we ruinded you with that baby food. Sorry.
I love casseroles, so I would sub that for shrimp, lobster, any seafood really!!!
Jean, its good to hear from you! Thanks for the comment, and thanks for reading. Hope everyone is well at your house!
BW